Shimmies Says #14

I realized something...and then I realized I didn't really realize it.

A Story Told to Classical Music

Courtesy of Boyfriend:

"So, I'm a prisoner in the ship's hull and I'm dancing with
the captain's wife. She doesn't love him because he's a drunken
blugard*. We look into each others eyes..."

"Do you see a fantasy world?"

"No blood vessels..."

*Mictionary: Blugard- In all purposes a blagard with the addition of a wooden appendage ie: peg leg, peg arm...

Shimmies Says #13

"What do you call the ball in volleyball?"

Shimmies Says #12

"For all we know horses could have been eating people before we domesticated them."

Crap I hear at work #4

"Girls insurance is so much cheaper than guys."

"Yeah, girls crash more, but we crash bigger."

Crap I said at work

Don't get diabetes, I would be a terrible world leader.

Shimmies Says #11

"Jenny, you would be a bad boyfriend."

Very true...