Shimmies Says #13

"What do you call the ball in volleyball?"

Shimmies Says #12

"For all we know horses could have been eating people before we domesticated them."

Crap I hear at work #4

"Girls insurance is so much cheaper than guys."

"Yeah, girls crash more, but we crash bigger."

Crap I said at work

Don't get diabetes, I would be a terrible world leader.

Shimmies Says #11

"Jenny, you would be a bad boyfriend."

Very true...

Crap I hear at work #3

D- "So we have a señor who sent in a resume today."

M- "A señor ?"

D- "Yeah, it says he's a señor in Comp Sci."

M- "Interesting."

D- "He better wear a sombrero to his interview."

Shimmies Says #10

"It's sad people don't steal stuff anymore..."




"...like School Mascots."