Shimmies Says #9

"So, if you don't want to share your gum with anyone...just make it look fake."

Shimmies Says #8

It's a ukelele orchestra!

J- "Don't you need different instruments to make an orchestra?"

They are alto and tenor and stuff!

J- "They are still all strings."

But... they have a big one...

Lunch Review: Silver Diner 2

M -"I'm delighted I got what I ordered this time. Last time I got chili, it was good, but not what I ordered"

Shimmies Says #7

I could be a horse.

Lunch review: Silver Diner

M -Cranberries in the coleslaw were an exciting choice on the part of Chef Ype. The sandwich was good, though it was a pile of fish sticks between two pieces of bread.

Shimmies -Which is why I'm going to order it next time.

Lunch review: Austin Grill Express

M- The drinks were cold. Tacos not particularly flavorful (May be do to failure to order something flavorful on said tacos).

Crap I hear at work #2

D-  The Boss is not really patriotic.

M-  He is a hardworking, red blooded, American Flag.