Shimmies says #2

True story:

"WHEEEEEEEEEEE.....UUUFFF.....OW!"

Jenny- "What happened?!"

"I slid down the stairs."

Jenny- "Why are you wearing a sleeping bag?"

"All my pants are in the wash."

Shimmies

I started a tumblr. Then I realized I don't need a tumblr. I have this blog. I was momentarily lead astray by the ideas of new page design and the like. I already have this page and a deviant art account (actually 2 deviant art accounts). I need to stop making more pages!

So I'm sticking with you Floyd.JPG

I don't need a new shiny type of blog. If this blog starts to get bland than I need to make it better...not give up on it.

With that said I would like to add a new segment to my blog called Shimmies says. Shimmies is my brother. I have had a few coworkers and friends ask him to start his own blog because he  says the most entertainingly random things on a daily basis. He didn't really show a lot on interest in this so I decided I could start taking down some of the random things he says for him.

So now  for Shimmies says:

"I cant draw lightning if I think about it…"

“Hey, if you shine a lazer between your eyes your actually ok.” 

 “I thought of two really good puns today…but the only one I can remember is dirty.”

I had these few saved up. I will try not to dump a bunch at once in the future. YAY!

Crayons

I looove the smell of crayons. I don't know if it's because they actually smell good or if it's because they remind me of my childhood. It might be a little of both. WHY DOES COLORED WAX SMELL SO GOOD?

I keep a box on my desk at work...

The Rapper and the Onion

This is just one of the many reasons my boyfriend is amazing.

I asked him to draw me a rapper and then an onion and it just grew from there. I can't help laughing out loud when I look at the rapper's baby mama. Note the tinted windows and spinners on the car.

Essence of life

Farting.

I CAN DRAW BOYZ

I've noticed a trend in my art. I am most comfortable drawing girls. I guess they are easy for me. I don't need to put myself in any particular shoes I just draw what I'm feeling or thinking or am. I have to go slightly out of my way to draw guys.

...did any one else notice that I just started the last 5 sentences with "I". There was another one on the way, but it was defeated. Bad writing. I'm not an egotist...sorry

Any ways. My art needed some change. I needed to practice my manly art. And this is what came of it. HUZZAH!

Now it's time for bed.

Can't Wait for GW2

I will admit, I've never played Guild Wars. But I have a group of people who are planning to play with me when the new one comes out. So I am excited. I have already decided I am going to play a Norn Warrior. I've been drawing up pictures. This one isn't done but it's the closest I've come to something I'm happy with.

Don't know what her name will be yet.