Some times Shepard applies a little more embellishment than necessary when taking cover.

Bests

Shimmies says #16

If there's one thing we can trust in this world it's Shakira's hips.

Doodley Doo

Doing me some iPading... perfect with a cup of tea.

Weird Ads

You might want to get that jaundice looked at before you start worrying about your belly fat.

SHARK WITH LEGS!

OH NO Broccolis!

Puppies and food. Doesn't get any cuter.

Practice with Good Side of Fine

Practice is never dull. 

"Jalbert may be my evil twin, but he laughs at my jokes."

Tyson and his tire

Lemons!

I wish I had a puppy to feed lemons to...

Guild Wars 2

My Norn, Avery, does not do human sized houses well...

Sort of Shimmies says #15

I get this a lot.