Crap I hear at work #3

D- "So we have a señor who sent in a resume today."

M- "A señor ?"

D- "Yeah, it says he's a señor in Comp Sci."

M- "Interesting."

D- "He better wear a sombrero to his interview."

Shimmies Says #10

"It's sad people don't steal stuff anymore..."




"...like School Mascots."

Shimmies Says #9

"So, if you don't want to share your gum with anyone...just make it look fake."